::Shebytches::

I dread the return of warm weather because I know what it will bring. Scores of overweight white trash in their smallest clothes. Why is that? I spoke to a professor of psychology at University of Toronto and she told me that it has to do with instincts that date back to our ancient ancestors. I
said to her "I don't care where it comes from, tell me how to stop it!". And she laughed at me. That learned laugh that only years of teaching idiots can bring. So, I don't know why it happens or how to stop it
without being arrested. The last thing I need is to be relaxing on a patio, drinking my pint and have a pod of these people waddle by, all squishy and chaffed. Put some fuckin' clothes on that fit you.

The End.

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What you said!!!

What you wrote about Moving Faeries

You really have alot of issues with those damn faeries. I hear if you feed them alot of sugar. They explode!!! Good Luck! I hope they go away soon!

~Kerrie~

What you wrote about Sarrah's article on the Tattoo Guy!

Sarrah please come back. We miss you!!!

You shouldn't pick on Peter, the poor guy obviously has issues! Big ones! Actually he totally deserves to be picked on!

It is obvious to me that Peter isn't getting any. This is why he is looking at a website geared for Women.

~Kathy

I think Peter is a serial killer. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Sarrah you crack me up. I love your poem. Can I use it?

A little poem, written by our very talented Sarrah, just for Peter.

My Name is Peter

I wish I could find the porn,

I really like it alot.

I found this website

But, I don't understand it.

Where's the porn?

Dumb ass comment of the month.

Oh great, another fucking lesbian site. Isn't there already enough out there!!!

~Peter

This isn't a comment regarding the Tattoo guy, but it was too good not to post. Please note this came from a male, our guess is he was looking for a porn site. I couldn't respond to him, because he gave us a fake email address. I wonder if these people actually think before they send stuff. Carolina

You guys rock!!! I check in every couple of days to see what is new. When are you gals going to start doing this every day???

Stan: I seen you getting your tattoo. You were such a cunt to the guy! How can you treat people like that? You must be so lonely, because you are such a bitch.

Belinda: You are a very angry person. I can sense so much pain in your aura.

Ben: I am so tired of you women always complaining about men. Give us a break.

Carolina (the one from Shebytehes): For Ben and all of the others like him. We wouldn't complain about men (the lesser species in my opinion), if YOU didn't give use stuff to complain about. If you were perfect (never going to happen), you'd never hear a complaint. Also, the comments about Sarrah being a bitch (I get called a bitch alot too). To us the word Bitch means power. We are called Bitches ALOT, so, this must mean we are verrrrryyyyy powerful women! I guess that means we WIN!!!