Are Humans Idiots?

The answer is yes. We must be, it is the only explanation and yet perhaps if we just embrace our Inner Idiot and let the Inner Child go we can be happy in this chaotic idiotic world. We have been starting wars since the beginning of time, and the one thing it clearly shows is how morally and spiritually wrong it is, yet we continue to do it. Only idiots never learn from their mistakes. We pollute, destroy, set rules, elect officials who break them, help others get rich, wish we were rich. How idiotic! Men run with the bulls, get gored, and celebrate later by getting pissed, jumping on a car and flashing their ass. Clearly, the act of an idiot. Once I got hammered in Florida drinking this concoction called a rum runner and flashed my tits. Well one tit, titicas as it were. I could only get one out of the bathing suit. Am I an idiot also? Clearly I am. The years I spent stoned on acid writing bad poetry merely speak for themselves. I have spent too many years trying to prove to myself I am not, and it has done nothing but exhaust me. Hence forth I shall drink, flash and write bad poetry when the mood strikes me.

From the beginning of time we prance around showing our idiocy, proclaiming to the world, “I am an idiot, therefore I am!!” Why fight it anymore. Reality TV here I come.

Look at all the domestic violence out there. Men are thinking too much, trying to be in control, losing their sanity when they realize they are not gods and even worse, they do not rule. Total idiocy to think you should rein supreme. You are an idiot, be content with it.

There is only one solution. Join the ranks of idiots. This is easy to do, just step in line! Look at all the books? Dancing for Idiots, Computers for Idiots, Dating for Idiots. Coincidence? I think not. We think far too much, analyze everything, and look to the heavens for the constellation of stars to give us some insight into why where and who we are. I say no more star gazing. No more studying and analytical thought. I say blame others for everything that goes wrong in your life, and if you feel bad about it shrug it off. I say stop thinking and start drinking more. I say only worry about you. If only the Cro-Magnon had not developed enough intellect to say “why?” Hence religion was born, and with it our right to be swept away in a vast sea of right and wrong. Belief systems are there to keep you assured the path you follow is correct thereby making your life seem like something worth while. Everyone is correct. So who is wrong?

We know more and more about less and less. Stop being well informed. Truth is you are a well informed idiot. An educated jack-ass ready to embrace corporate branding and keep third world countries in poverty. Stop caring!! You will see how easier life is., how worry free. Once you stand up and hand the power of intellect to the crowd who does not yet know they are idiots, you can be free to live life as it was meant to be. Care-free.

Avoid self help books, fashion magazines, debates and politics and elections. Any idiot can run a country. Behind every great man is just a sea of idiots.