::Shebytches::

Don’t ever wear a TOOL T-shirt in public. It wasn’t cool in high school, and it sure as hell isn’t cool now. Besides, do you really want everyone to know? If you don’t understand this joke, email me so I can track you down and beat you until you are bloody.

If you are going to detail your car, think very carefully before selecting a design. The design you chose says a lot about your personality. For that matter, so does the car you drive. I saw a Honda Civic, black of course, with the most retarded detailing I have ever seen. The guy obviously has a small penis, which is why he chose to detail his tiny car with bullet holes. That’s right, the entire side of his car was made to look like it was riddled with bullets. He must be a bad ass, ‘cause someone wants him dead. How stupid is that? And if that’s your car I’m talking about, you can just shut the fuck up because you know what? You paid someone to do that to your car. Nobody made you. Idiot.

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What you said!!!

What you said about the Bounty Hunters Creed!

Star Wars Rock!!!!!!!

What you said about the Kid next door!

May be you have Norman Bates living next door!

~Mother

That is too creepy!!!

~Spooked

What you said about Sarrah moving

We miss you Sarrah! We hope your move went well and that your start writing again soon!!!

~Kerrie

What you said about Sarrah's article on Enough already

Right on sister! Fuck what other people think or say. I get all the time too
on my site. Morons. It's always the same tired bullshit, "You suck. I bet you're a cow. Get laid and then you won't be so bitter...blah,blah,blah" I try my best to laugh it off and recognize that my site, and yours, is not for them. I know I can be an angry cunt
and sometimes I rather enjoy it. Power to the Pussy!
XOXO
-MegaBeth

Adam you are just jealous because Sarrah can actually ride a bike. You are probably still using a tricycle. Dumb ASS!

What you said about Sarrah's article on riding a bike in TO

Adam: Maybe if you rode your bike properly you woodnét have so many problems. Cunt.

Barb: I know how you feel. Iém scared to ride my bike in the city because of people that donét look before opening their car doors.

Maria: Just because you ride a bike doesnét mean you own the road. Fucking bitch! You guys make it hard for us to drive with all the weaving you do.

Ray: Ités easy. Stay home, donét go out, and you wonét have any problems.