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Bonnie and I are in our local watering hole…for the fifth time this week. Our friend Mike has joined us and the three of us are sitting at the bar drinking. This guy across the bar sends Bonnie a pint of beer. The bartender, who happens to be dating Bonnie’s brother, tells her that the man said Bonnie was a natural beauty. Bonnie blushed and giggled and said thank you.

I remarked that the man was right. Bonnie is a natural beauty. The kind you see on the street and makes you want to punch things because you don’t have that elusive quality that she does. Not that I’m talking about me because I’m not. Really. Anyhow, she looks at me and smiles, and then out of nowhere Mike turns to me and says," You’re an unnatural beauty." I looked athim and said thanks.

I still am very confused as to what that means.

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What you said!!!

What you said about the Bounty Hunters Creed!

Star Wars Rock!!!!!!!

What you said about the Kid next door!

May be you have Norman Bates living next door!

~Mother

That is too creepy!!!

~Spooked

What you said about Sarrah moving

We miss you Sarrah! We hope your move went well and that your start writing again soon!!!

~Kerrie

What you said about Sarrah's article on Enough already

Right on sister! Fuck what other people think or say. I get all the time too
on my site. Morons. It's always the same tired bullshit, "You suck. I bet you're a cow. Get laid and then you won't be so bitter...blah,blah,blah" I try my best to laugh it off and recognize that my site, and yours, is not for them. I know I can be an angry cunt
and sometimes I rather enjoy it. Power to the Pussy!
XOXO
-MegaBeth

Adam you are just jealous because Sarrah can actually ride a bike. You are probably still using a tricycle. Dumb ASS!

What you said about Sarrah's article on riding a bike in TO

Adam: Maybe if you rode your bike properly you woodnÈt have so many problems. Cunt.

Barb: I know how you feel. I'm scared to ride my bike in the city because of people that donÈt look before opening their car doors.

Maria: Just because you ride a bike doesnÈt mean you own the road. Fucking bitch! You guys make it hard for us to drive with all the weaving you do.

Ray: It's easy. Stay home, donÈt go out, and you wonÈt have any problems.