::Shebytches::

About four pm today I was hit by the intense urge to eat. I asked Willow if she had anything to eat and she held up a jam filled cookie for my perusal. She took one look at the drool gathering at the corners of my mouth and broke it in half. She handed me my share and I slowly began to eat.
I then realized that I was still at work and technically being paid to eat a cookie. I turned to my boss and told her I would resume working after my cookie. Willow remarked that that was why it was taking me so long, and I told her I was enjoying my cookie.
Actually, my exact words were,"I’m living in the now…with my cookie." And I’m sharing this with you because I thought it was damn profound. If you can’t see it, then you’re stupid.

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What you said!!!

What you said about the Bounty Hunters Creed!

Star Wars Rock!!!!!!!

What you said about the Kid next door!

May be you have Norman Bates living next door!

~Mother

That is too creepy!!!

~Spooked

What you said about Sarrah moving

We miss you Sarrah! We hope your move went well and that your start writing again soon!!!

~Kerrie

What you said about Sarrah's article on Enough already

Right on sister! Fuck what other people think or say. I get all the time too
on my site. Morons. It's always the same tired bullshit, "You suck. I bet you're a cow. Get laid and then you won't be so bitter...blah,blah,blah" I try my best to laugh it off and recognize that my site, and yours, is not for them. I know I can be an angry cunt
and sometimes I rather enjoy it. Power to the Pussy!
XOXO
-MegaBeth

Adam you are just jealous because Sarrah can actually ride a bike. You are probably still using a tricycle. Dumb ASS!

What you said about Sarrah's article on riding a bike in TO

Adam: Maybe if you rode your bike properly you woodnét have so many problems. Cunt.

Barb: I know how you feel. Iém scared to ride my bike in the city because of people that donét look before opening their car doors.

Maria: Just because you ride a bike doesnét mean you own the road. Fucking bitch! You guys make it hard for us to drive with all the weaving you do.

Ray: Ités easy. Stay home, donét go out, and you wonét have any problems.