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One of my coworkers caught someone shoplifting. The poor bastard stole one of the replica rings from The Lord of the Rings movie, and began to blubber when he was confronted. I couldn’t watch my boss ream him, so I went into the back room to giggle. Not at the guy, at my boss. He was so indignant. Sort of a ‘how dare you come into my store and steal from me’ kinda thing. He took it personally, and I found that funny.
So anyhow, he let the guy go and banned him from the store. The front cash guy turned to the guy who caught the shoplifter and said,"Way to go, man. Have a medal". He held out the Ring the guy had tried to steal, and the shoplifter catchin’ guy said, "No thanks. He took that out of his pants."
I have never seen anyone drop anything so fast in my life. He made hideous retching noises, and said "Oh, crap he wanted a cock ring. Ewww!"
And that, dear readers is why the rest of the Tolkien movies are ruined for me. All because of the stupid shoplifting man, who chose my store to try and pick up a cock ring.

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What you said!!!

What you said about the Bounty Hunters Creed!

Star Wars Rock!!!!!!!

What you said about the Kid next door!

May be you have Norman Bates living next door!

~Mother

That is too creepy!!!

~Spooked

What you said about Sarrah moving

We miss you Sarrah! We hope your move went well and that your start writing again soon!!!

~Kerrie

What you said about Sarrah's article on Enough already

Right on sister! Fuck what other people think or say. I get all the time too
on my site. Morons. It's always the same tired bullshit, "You suck. I bet you're a cow. Get laid and then you won't be so bitter...blah,blah,blah" I try my best to laugh it off and recognize that my site, and yours, is not for them. I know I can be an angry cunt
and sometimes I rather enjoy it. Power to the Pussy!
XOXO
-MegaBeth

Adam you are just jealous because Sarrah can actually ride a bike. You are probably still using a tricycle. Dumb ASS!

What you said about Sarrah's article on riding a bike in TO

Adam: Maybe if you rode your bike properly you woodnÈt have so many problems. Cunt.

Barb: I know how you feel. IÈm scared to ride my bike in the city because of people that donÈt look before opening their car doors.

Maria: Just because you ride a bike doesnÈt mean you own the road. Fucking bitch! You guys make it hard for us to drive with all the weaving you do.

Ray: ItÈs easy. Stay home, donÈt go out, and you wonÈt have any problems.