Of all the stupid holidays that are made up by some guy in a card company, this one has to take the cake for being the dumbest. Of all the holidays to be alone, Valentines Day is the worst. Because everyone around you, with their dozen red roses, and heart shaped candy boxes and elaborate plans for romantic dinners, knows that you are single. On Valentines Day. The hushed voices when you walk by, the muffled whispers. They all know.
   Then, there are the phone calls from Mom. "Hi honey, are you doin' okay? Did you get my card? Need anything?" Yes. Yes, I do. I need the biggest bottle of Bombay Sapphire that exists and a bottle of tonic. I feel pathetic enough that Valentines Day is approaching and people are making a big deal about. Oh, and that my mother still sends me cards covered in cherubs. They bother me, those little baby-angels things with the tiny wings. But, as long as YOU enjoy yourself. Don€t mind me. Now leave me alone and enjoy your little fartsy holiday.

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