Finding Your Soul Mate - There’s something comforting about having a companion; someone you can
talk to and share all your hopes and dreams, someone who can turn on the lights after a nightmare
and erase all your fears. I am happy though, because I have finally found my soulmate.

Sarrah's Anti Pick up lines - If you don't want get picked up check out, how Sarrah does it.

No One Likes The Fatties Sometimes I realize how much I love my mother. Usually when I discover something about myself that I would have missed if not for her, like my intolerance of fat people. I used to think it was all in my head, the fear of becoming fat, but then I realized where it came from. Mom.

Bank Machine Etiquette When standing in line waiting for your turn there are a few things you have to consider. One is the average distance between people in line vs. the amount distance granted to the person using the ATM.

Bangs I have always been fascinated with hair. It’s what I notice first about a person. To me, how someone’s hair is styled tells me more about them than their body language does.

Dinner with my brother: Pt 1 I was supposed to go and have dinner with Mike this weekend. I chickened out because I don’t think I’m ready yet. I still need time to process the fact that he wants back into my life and I don’t know if I will be able to handle that. I don’t know if I need another brother, since I’ve surrounded myself with a surrogate family.

What To Do - The purpose of this website is to provide a safe place for people to say what they want about whomever they want as long as racist or similarly offensive things aren’t included in their rantings.

My Day - People always ask me how my day was. Today sucked because today I tried to help someone who didn’t want my help and I got hurt because of it.

The End of the Game - So Julie and I are at the end of Onimusha and we’ve discovered that we need something we can’t go back and get. Talk about frustration.

Blind Date Hell - Here’s a perfect example of why setting people up to go out is evil and the practice should be outlawed.

New Arrival - There is a new face around my apartment these days and I can already see the difference having him around makes.

Weird Neighbours - Some people moved in across the hall from me and I don’t know where they came from.

Learning to Relax - My friend Dave is the King of Relaxation. He is teaching me the ways of stillness. It’s not as easy as it sounds

A Makeup-Wearing Feminist? I have always considered myself to be a feminist. I do not hate men, nor do I tell other women they should hate men either.

The Best Haircut in the Universe - That’s right, the UNIVERSE!!! And I have it. Right here, on top of my little head. I am very excited about my new hair. I feel like a different person, and after all the dark dreams I’ve been having lately this is refreshing

Oh the Lava Life - Taking the TTC daily enables one to view different types of advertising. Most are designed to educate you; different products to make your life easier

Soap Show - We’re boxed in. Goddess help us, we’re almost completely surrounded by Catholics. There are two posts in the basement where the show is being held, and Carolina is afraid that firewood may be brought in.

A Faery Tale - Once upon a time, it was possible to be friends with a man without continuously sleeping with him. Today, that is not the norm and I am wondering why

Murray Nightingale - Since my roommate got back together with her boyfriend, I’ve hardly seen her.

Pains In My Side - On top of recovering from surgery, I also got my period the day after I went home.

Again...At the Bar - Bonnie and I are in our local watering hole…for the fifth time this week. Our friend Mike has joined us and the three of us are sitting at the bar drinking.

November 11, 2002 -Is this Normal? - Tell me if you’ve ever experienced this: You’re sitting on the toilet, about to do your business when all of a sudden you’re gripped by an insane fear that you may not really be in the washroom.

Couple of Random Thoughts - Don’t ever wear a TOOL T-shirt in public. It wasn’t cool in high school, and it sure as hell isn’t cool now. Besides, do you really want everyone to know?

Can I Stop Now? - I’ve had enough of so-called friends treating me like shit. I’ve had enough of people who don’t know me telling me what I should do to get over the death of my father.

October 27, 2002 Lord of the Cock Rings - One of my coworkers caught someone shoplifting. The poor bastard stole one of the replica rings from The Lord of the Rings movie, and began to blubber when he was confronted.

October 20, 2002- The Creepiest Thing I've Ever Seen - I used to think that the Exorcist was the creepiest movie ever made. I have changed my mind after seeing The Ring. Holy shit!

Today I woke up this morning with a sense of tremendous loss. Then I realized what the importance of today is. It would have been my wedding day.

September 29, 2002 - Living in the Now - About four pm today I was hit by the intense urge to eat. I asked Willow if she had anything to eat and she held up a jam filled cookie for my perusal. She took one look at the drool gathering at the corners of my mouth and broke it in half.

September 22, 2002- I was home in bed sick and I had the craziest dream of all time. But I have no idea what it means, so if anyone out there does, please feel free to email me and tell me. ‘Cause I don’t know.

September 15, 2002 -I should have just stayed in bed. I know this now. But, Mark and I had been having difficulties and we had promised to spend time together so I got up and we went out. The problem lies mainly with me. I am a difficult person to live with.

Issue 8.2 - Me and my hair - I am one of those people who have mood hair. You can always tell what kind of a day I am having by scoping out the ‘do. I have dyed my hair various shades of blonde, red brown, black, an interesting mix of cherry black and violent pink and lots more...

Issue 8.1 - An acquaintance of mine told me about some trouble she was having with her best friend. Seems the best friend has a new boyfriend and is neglecting her other friends.
I told her that she is in a delicate situation.

Issue 7.4 -Not Really a Rant, but a Story - I was watching two little girls run around in the subway station one night. They would run back and forth across the waiting area, where their father sat and waited. It started me thinking about my dad, which is something I don’t do.

Issue 7.3 -Stuff that bugs me - People who talk on their cell phones while rollerblading are retards.

Issue 7.2 - Things you should know - Willow sucks for not letting me use one of her stories as my own. It was really good, and I'm not allowed to even let any hint out as to what is what about because she's going to illustrate it.

Issue 7.1 - Convention Retardiness - Okay, so I couldn't actually go to Chicago. But Willow took the bus down with a friend of ours and will tell us all about it when she gets back.

Issue 6.4 - Poo - Okay, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, let's talk about something we all do but never talk about. Unless you're really drunk. Which I'm not, for this portion anyway. Poo. Why is it such a taboo to talk about it?

Issue 6.3 - Instead of the usual rant, I would like to share a poem I wrote. - Ode To My Period

Issue 6.2 - Outside vs Mynnsy - My cat Mynnsey has not been outside in the seven years I've had her. The owners prior to me had let her out one morning, moved, and "forgot" to collect their cat.

Issue 6.1 - Fall down go boom! - I love riding my bike. Nothing feels better than getting to work under your own power. But from now on when it rains, I will not ride my bike no matter how tempted I am.

Issue 5.4 - For those who need to know - Just in case you read my other column, I've taken the liberty of ripping off a Star Wars book I found ...

Issue 5.3 - Contests why I didn't win this one - First of all, I want to point out that nowhere does it say I wasn't allowed to enter. So, by entering I didn't break any rules at all. In fact, I made sure not to break any rules by using someone else's name.

Issue 5.2 -Kid Next Door? - Can't figure out if there's a kid next door or not. It's like some days there's a kid and some days there isn't a kid. It's very confusing. I can hear kid sounds but then no kid comes out of the house. So, is it a kid? Or is it my neighbor whose deep manly voice changes when he gets home.

Issue 4.4 - I see faeries now!!!

Issue 4.3 - Still no moving faeries , but there should be!!!

Issue 4.2 - Enough Already - I have finally snapped. I have had enough of people telling me that my opinions are not worth anything. The mere fact that I have an opinion seems to baffle most people. I am sick and tired of you telling me that what I write isnÈt valid simply because you donÈt understand what I've written about.

Issue 4.1 - Why Riding a Bike in TO sucks/IOD - I am no Lance Armstrong, but I can stay on my bike when I pedal. At least, I stay on my bike when I pedal and taxis leave me enough space. Maybe that isn't fair to say. It isnÈt just taxis that crowd me off the road. It's anybody in a car. It's almost as if people see a cyclist, speed up and move closer to the curb.

Issue 3.5 - Museum Boy - I went to the Royal Ontario Museum a few weeks ago. While I was there, I met this little boy Ethan. I met him under a moose.  There is this big moose set up in the children's section that has an area to crawl through. When you crawl into it, there are a few other animals behind glass inside. So I crawl through, and this little boy is staring at the red fox.

Issue 3.4 - My Name Isn't Sweetie - I swear to Christ, the next time some man calls me sweetie I am going to kick him in the sac. Hard. I can't stand that sort of thing. I find it extremely demeaning for a man to call me anything other than Miss or Ma'am. Anything else and it's borderline red flag for me.

Issue 3.2 - Ex-Boyfriends - It's been my misfortune to always find complete losers to date. It seems to be my gift. So, usually when there is a breakup you both go your merry little ways and thatÈs the end of that. Unfortunately for me, I am a loser in that I chose to date someone I worked with.

Issue 3.1 - Hi School Friends/House No Marriage/Black is Best - Remember high school with all the awkwardness and acne? The really big hair and tight jeans? I remember those days well, and all the people that shared my misery.

Issue 2.4 - George W. Bush - It's no big secret that I can't stand George W. Not just because he wants to abolish abortion. Not just because he wants to set the women's movement back three hundred years. I hate him because he wants to bring good Christian values!

Issue 2.2 - Why I hate Valentines Day! - Of all the stupid holidays that are made up by some guy in a card company, this one has to take the cake for being the dumbest.

Issue 1.4 - The Humans - The humans never cease to amaze me. Just when I thought society was starting to wake up, they put a man in jail for 25 years for having 5 wives. Think about this a minute.

Issue 1.2 - Sarrah's Latest - In my life I have known many types of people. Most have been bitter disappointments.  You know the ones: They're the ones who try to suck the light out of your eyes to fill their own void. Then these are the ones who look pitiful on the outside.

Issue 1.1 - The Beautiful People - I hate to say this, but the beautiful do run the world. After many years of trying to prove otherwise, I give up. For all you beautiful people out there, you win.

Cat Column by Sarrah's Pussy - I guess you will have to read it won't you!

Online Diary - Saturday December 22: My store was open until 9pm. Way too long. But my boss took all us late people out for Thai food so it wasn't too bad. A very long day though, and I was too tired for romping with my honey.