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(by
Carolina Smart)
People
tend to be pissing me off alot lately. My best friend gave
a great piece of advice. When people piss you off, kick
them in the shins and RUN! After hearing this wonderful
piece of advice, I decided to write a piece on it, but before
I sat down to write, I asked my friends what they do when
people piss them off. Here is a list. After putting
this list together, I realized, some of these people
are really disturbed and I should never piss any of them off.
Things
to do when people piss you off!!! (for
those of you who are currently pissed off at me, don't even
bother trying any of these or any other types of revenge.
I know who you are and where you live. he he he (evil laugh,
just cause I am evil))
~Kick
them in the shins and then run! (I haven't tried it yet, but
watch out)
~Piss
in their beer. (why I never leave my drink unattended)
~Subscribe
them to tonnes of email junk mail and porn (reserve this one
for when you are REALLY pissed off)
~clean
the toilet with their tooth brush
~create
a website about them
~sign
them up to Columbia House and those monthly book clubs
~sign
them up for dating services (maybe they are pissing you off
because they need to get some)
~make
a voodoo doll (you might want to use this one as a last resort)
~put
doggie poop on their doorstep
~threaten
them with, I am going to get you for this, then every time
you see them, give them an evil stare and nod your head up
and down. This will make them paranoid, the paranoia
will drive them insane and then when they snap....sweet revenge!
~Vaseline
on the door knob
~when
they are at work, constantly fax them at there non fax number
phone line. (Of course this only works if they have
an answering machine)
~hide
smelly stuff in their offices, people who come to see them
will think that they are just really stinky
~kick
them REALLY hard in the shins again and then RUN!
If
you have things that you do to get back at people who piss
you off, send them to me and I will add them to the list.
Here
are some really funny sites to help you get back at those
who make you mad.
http://www.revengeunlimited.com/
http://www.thepayback.com/
http://www.revengelady.com/
http://www.mtvindia.com/mtv/romance/ex-files/nasty/story.php3?romanceid=232
http://www.dogdoo.com/Default.asp
http://www.pranks4all.com/faq.html
I
have spoken!
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