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Mama's Got A Brand New Nose

The past couple of weeks have been remarkable. Last Friday I went to have my deviated septum corrected. For those of you who don’t know a thing about basic anatomy, that’s the cartilage in the bridge of your nose. It appears that the whack I gave myself with the hammer back in April did some real damage. This is irrefutable proof that my head is not made of rock and that I do have feelings.

Due to the whole not being able to breathe thing, I went to my doctor who told me that my septum had become deviated because of the hammer blow and that it could be corrected very easily. He showed me the x-rays of my head and explained exactly what he was going to do. Everything was fine and I was ready for the surgery until I saw the video at the hospital during my pre-operation check up.

Watching that video, I wondered how many women undergo this type of thing voluntarily. But that thought was short lived because after all, this is about me. Fuck those women who are too messed up to appreciate their own beauty. I think it’s just plain retarded to have your body reshaped and remolded through surgery. Whose idea of beauty are you conforming to? Besides, surgery hurts! Why would you want to put yourself through all that pain? I’ll be honest, if I’d known how much it would hurt I probably would not have gone through with it. I was laid out on my ass for almost a week because of this. Right before Christmas too.

So now what I have to contend with are people assuming when I say I had surgery on my nose that I mean I had cosmetic surgery. And that pisses me off. I have battled very hard with myself over the way that I look, like most women, and I have come to love myself because of the way I look. Not despite. So the next time someone gets that fuckin’ look on their face, I am going to take a deep breath, look them in the eye and tell them to expand their mind a little further and not to assume things that aren’t real. And if that doesn’t work, I will kick them in the junk and stand laughing while they writhe in pain in the dirt at my feet. I am a goddess, and soon you will all know that. If you don’t already.

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What you said!!!

What you wrote about Breasts and Loneliness

Don't feel bad about how you feel. Everyone wants to feel special and wanted by someone else. We don't want to feel like a piece of meat to be ogled at. That's just stupid. It's nice to have someone special in your life but if you look for it, you will never find it. Be good to yourself.
~Kim Wytch

What you wrote about Moving Faeries

You really have alot of issues with those damn faeries. I hear if you feed them alot of sugar. They explode!!! Good Luck! I hope they go away soon!

~Kerrie~

What you wrote about Sarrah's article on the Tattoo Guy!

Sarrah please come back. We miss you!!!

You shouldn't pick on Peter, the poor guy obviously has issues! Big ones! Actually he totally deserves to be picked on!

It is obvious to me that Peter isn't getting any. This is why he is looking at a website geared for Women.

~Kathy

I think Peter is a serial killer. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Sarrah you crack me up. I love your poem. Can I use it?

A little poem, written by our very talented Sarrah, just for Peter.

My Name is Peter

I wish I could find the porn,

I really like it alot.

I found this website

But, I don't understand it.

Where's the porn?

Dumb ass comment of the month.

Oh great, another fucking lesbian site. Isn't there already enough out there!!!

~Peter

This isn't a comment regarding the Tattoo guy, but it was too good not to post. Please note this came from a male, our guess is he was looking for a porn site. I couldn't respond to him, because he gave us a fake email address. I wonder if these people actually think before they send stuff. Carolina

You guys rock!!! I check in every couple of days to see what is new. When are you gals going to start doing this every day???

Stan: I seen you getting your tattoo. You were such a cunt to the guy! How can you treat people like that? You must be so lonely, because you are such a bitch.

Belinda: You are a very angry person. I can sense so much pain in your aura.

Ben: I am so tired of you women always complaining about men. Give us a break.

Carolina (the one from Shebytches): For Ben and all of the others like him. We wouldn't complain about men (the lesser species in my opinion), if YOU didn't give use stuff to complain about. If you were perfect (never going to happen), you'd never hear a complaint. Also, the comments about Sarrah being a bitch (I get called a bitch alot too). To us the word Bitch means power. We are called Bitches ALOT, so, this must mean we are verrrrryyyyy powerful women! I guess that means we WIN!!!