what's
the point of...
spam...here
is some of the spam that has been filling up my inbox, it's
a huge waste of my time to have to delete this crap and
I am pretty sure that 99.9 percent of the planet also deletes
theirs... is spam there just to annoy us...
- new
miracle drug that gives you an erection for 36 hours...
- ...
isn't most of these erection medications geared for men
55 years and older... wouldn't having an erection for
36 hours kill them...
- stock
spam... are you really going to use this type of company
to buy stocks.. really
- scam
emails... apparently there is a bank in Switzerland that
has $10 million dollars waiting for me. I just have to
send them my banking information... fuck off already...
- pills
to make you thin.. I have child bearing hips going to
a waste... for a reason
- low,
low, low LOW rise jeans... I really don't need to see
your crack...
raisins...
they look like dead flies...
tooth
whitening products....
don't work... I have officially tried them all
invisible
deodorant...
your pits will stink and it bleaches your clothes! not to
mention it isn't INVISIBLE
public
bathrooms
that have self flushing toilets, auto-taps, auto-paper dispensers,
yet you still have to touch the door to get out...
cameron
diaz...
nuff said!
decaf
coffee...
isn't the whole point of having a coffee in the morning
is for the caffeine...
meteorologists...they
NEVER get the weather right... as a matter of fact I am
sure they are using a dart board...
what
I don't get...
...
how it's possible for people like Tom Cruise to reproduce.
I am a bit frightened that he and Katie have produced off-spring....
what's even more frightening is it might be the Anti-Christ
...the
fact that I have child bearing hips...
...how
is it we have to take a course and test to get our drivers'
licence or a license to own a gun. We have to register to
vote, we need proof of age to drink, yet anyone with working
ovaries can have children... just because you give birth
doesn't make you a mother!
...apparently
if you are a model prisoner you get out after 30 years...
it doesn't matter the severity of your crimes or if you
where a serial killer. do as they say, start a craft club,
get a couple university degrees and eat your wheaties and
you are guaranteed to get out! 30 years in prison means,
30 years not paying bills or having to get a job to survive.
30 years of 3 meals a day and a guaranteed place to sleep.
You still get to watch TV, have rec time, play video games
and watch your favourite movies.
...how
is it that not only serial killers can be let out of jail,
but terrorists can go freely in and out of this country..
yet Martha Stewart can't. Apparently she cannot enter Canada
because she is a convicted felon. She illegally traded a
few shares... she's not phedophile...or murderer or a terrorist...
are they afraid she is going to make a bomb out of one of
the pumpkins... ok people... she's not Magyver
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