Carolina’s Acronyms

Last weeks article on Acronyms by Viki Ackland got me thinking about all the ones I have made up. That’s right I make up Acronyms, and I am sure everyone does. Sometimes I do it for fun, other times I do it as a way to identify people, sometimes it is a secret code I use with friends or co- workers. Here are some of my Acronyms.

Everyday Acronyms:

cybamfa - Could you be any more fucking annoying. Sometimes I say the acronym in my head and sometimes I say this out loud... in full. I try really hard to say it in my head. Really I do...

wthg - Way Too Happy Guy. This is one of my people descriptor acronyms. I see this guy every morning on my way to work. I am usually just leaving the subway, and late as usual. wthg is going to the trains. He always has this goofy smile on his face, every... single... morning... My only guess is he is strung out on caffeine or on crack. At this time of the morning I don’t appreciated his grinning... I don’t appreciate anything till I have had that first coffee... ok normally three cups of coffee, but really who is counting.

sloipyeo - Stop Leering or I'll Poke Your Eyes Out. This Acronym only refers to men! They are the only ones who seem to have this problem and/or dysfunction.

ntgotnp - Need to get on train now people. I have to deal with these people every single day. These are the people who need to get on the train faster then everyone else. You know the scenario. You are patiently waiting for the train to pull in, they dart down the escalator and push past everyone, almost knocking you to the ground, so they can be on the train first. Idiots!

ihysuad - I hope you shrivel up and die. What I would say to ntgotnp people or sloipyeo people.

cybabi - Could you be a bigger idiot? One of my all time personal favorites. I use this one several hundred times a day.

stfu - Shut The Fuck UP! Ok this is never used in acronym form. Ever. I always say it out loud. I just can’t help myself.

csnsoh - Children should not be seen or heard. Ya, ever. When I moved into my neighborhood, there weren’t any child... now they are everywhere... screaming and causing me migraines.... I am sure I am not the only one who wants child free restaurants, malls and movie theatres.

pdbom - Please don’t breath on me. Your breath could be bottled and used to stop wars. Many would die.

Acronyms I use at work:

hhcy - Haven't had coffee yet. So if you value your life, don’t talk to me.

hctb- Here comes the boss. That’s right, get off the internet now!

oghtom - Oh Great, here’s the office moron. Every office has one... mine is the loud obnoxious, I want to rip his vocal cords out except the send you to jail for that, but ohhh wouldn’t it be worth it just to see the look on his face. Wait.... I think I may have said that out loud. I really should consider therapy.

lgfc - Let’s go for coffee - Now, before my brain implodes.

iily- Is it lunch yet? Liquid lunch optional

iify - Is it five yet? God I hope so, another five minutes of this place and I’m going postal.

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