Sex and Comedy by Maureen Holloway

Why is sex so funny? Because it is – don’t tell me it isn’t. Apparently Inuit people use the same word for sex and laughter, which can lead to some confusion at Inuit comedy clubs. Anyway, as someone once said, sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy, and let’s not forget that. It can be a complicated process, as in threesomes, or a very simple act, such as a onesome. It can make or break a man – just ask Bill Clinton, or better still – ask Monica Lewinsky – she knows what it’s like to go down in history. By the way, Hillary may have forgiven Bill, but another First lady hasn’t – Barbara Bush once said there’s no doubt that Clinton lied. She says "a man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Now let’s take a moment and thing of how Barbara came by that knowledge… now let’s move on…. The point is, when it’s not destroying the presidency, sex is good for a lot of laughs. That’s why we have sex toys – the truth of the matter is that women like mechanical sex toys, and the bigger the better. My personal favourite is the Mercedes benz SLK cabriolet. Part of the reason sex can seem so funny is because men and women approach it from different directions According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course men are just grateful." As Billy Crystal once observed "women need a reason to have sex – men just need a place? Then there’s Sharon Stone, who says "women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships". So we bring different things to the table – who cares? As long as we’re having fun. As my husband can tell you, I often laugh out loud during sex no matter what I’m reading.