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At work the other day, my friend Ashlee came up to me to show me what her roommates had given her for her birthday. I looked at it, so cute and snug in its package all pink and girlie. I had no idea what it was, only that it was Hello Kitty and adorable. I picked it up and played with it, and then it began to vibrate. Yep, a Hello Kitty vibrator. Wow. And it looks so cute and so unassuming. I told her it didn’t look like it would be up to the job. And that got me thinking. If I could be any home appliance, what would I be?

At the bar with Bonnie and my friend Mike, I posed the question to them. Bonnie answered in a flash. " Easy", she said. " A food processor". Okay. Why? " Because it’s fast, and multi purpose…just like me!"

Huh. That makes a lot of sense. She’s always doing fifteen things at once, so it stands to reason that she would pick an appliance that also does fifteen things at once. I turned to Mike. Your turn, doll.

He thought for a minute and then said," A waffle maker." Interesting. How come? " Because I’m only really effective when I’m unhinged." I have no idea what you’re talking about. Unhinged? " Yeah, ‘cause the waffle irons are hinged, and so they are really two pieces but mainly just one but not really." And we stared at each other. Bonnie asked me what I’d be.

I thought for a second, then said," I’d be a blender." Bonnie and Mike looked at each other, laughed, and asked me why. " All or nothing, people. That’s it. Blend it all, or don’t touch the fruit." And they thought that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard. I was a little offended. I’d just handed them major insight into my personality and they laughed. Then we had more beer and it was all better.

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What you said!!!

What you wrote about Breasts and Loneliness

Don't feel bad about how you feel. Everyone wants to feel special and wanted by someone else. We don't want to feel like a piece of meat to be ogled at. That's just stupid. It's nice to have someone special in your life but if you look for it, you will never find it. Be good to yourself.
~Kim Wytch

What you wrote about Moving Faeries

You really have alot of issues with those damn faeries. I hear if you feed them alot of sugar. They explode!!! Good Luck! I hope they go away soon!

~Kerrie~

What you wrote about Sarrah's article on the Tattoo Guy!

Sarrah please come back. We miss you!!!

You shouldn't pick on Peter, the poor guy obviously has issues! Big ones! Actually he totally deserves to be picked on!

It is obvious to me that Peter isn't getting any. This is why he is looking at a website geared for Women.

~Kathy

I think Peter is a serial killer. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Sarrah you crack me up. I love your poem. Can I use it?

A little poem, written by our very talented Sarrah, just for Peter.

My Name is Peter

I wish I could find the porn,

I really like it alot.

I found this website

But, I don't understand it.

Where's the porn?

Dumb ass comment of the month.

Oh great, another fucking lesbian site. Isn't there already enough out there!!!

~Peter

This isn't a comment regarding the Tattoo guy, but it was too good not to post. Please note this came from a male, our guess is he was looking for a porn site. I couldn't respond to him, because he gave us a fake email address. I wonder if these people actually think before they send stuff. Carolina

You guys rock!!! I check in every couple of days to see what is new. When are you gals going to start doing this every day???

Stan: I seen you getting your tattoo. You were such a cunt to the guy! How can you treat people like that? You must be so lonely, because you are such a bitch.

Belinda: You are a very angry person. I can sense so much pain in your aura.

Ben: I am so tired of you women always complaining about men. Give us a break.

Carolina (the one from Shebytches): For Ben and all of the others like him. We wouldn't complain about men (the lesser species in my opinion), if YOU didn't give use stuff to complain about. If you were perfect (never going to happen), you'd never hear a complaint. Also, the comments about Sarrah being a bitch (I get called a bitch alot too). To us the word Bitch means power. We are called Bitches ALOT, so, this must mean we are verrrrryyyyy powerful women! I guess that means we WIN!!!