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Every month, my girlfriends and I try to get together for dinner. Since we are all so incredibly busy, it’s really the only time we can all get together and talk. Last night was our night to hang out and gossip. We decided after dinner to go to a club and although I love my friends, I hate their choice of night-clubs. We ended up at this place where I felt incredibly out of place. Maybe it was because I was wearing a shirt and tie, and the other women in the bar were wearing short skirts and halters that made their cleavage spill out. In any case, I felt a little out of place.
We’re standing there, scoping out the place, when I notice this guy at the other end of the bar. He looks vaguely familiar, but I can’t place him at all. I look away, and try and figure out why I know him. I finally remembered that he dated my roommate Bonnie a couple of years ago and was a real ass when my friend Deedra leans over and asks, ‘Hey, isn’t that Rob?’.

I look back, and there he is, in my face. He says hi, and reintroduces himself to Deedra. Then he turns to me and asks,’ What are you dressed up as?’ I look back at him and reply,’Me.’He apologises, and stammers that he thought I was dressed up for Hallowe’en. I nod and turn my back to him. I understand that the shirt and tie throw people off. As I turn to go, I see Rob at the bar trying desperately to pick up Deedra, and I just can’t watch that. It was bad enough watching him do that while he was dating my friend Bonnie, I certainly don’t need to see that now.

When I got home, I walked in and all three of my beloved cats raced to the door to greet me. And everything was so much better.

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What you said!!!

What you wrote about Breasts and Loneliness

Don't feel bad about how you feel. Everyone wants to feel special and wanted by someone else. We don't want to feel like a piece of meat to be ogled at. That's just stupid. It's nice to have someone special in your life but if you look for it, you will never find it. Be good to yourself.
~Kim Wytch

What you wrote about Moving Faeries

You really have alot of issues with those damn faeries. I hear if you feed them alot of sugar. They explode!!! Good Luck! I hope they go away soon!

~Kerrie~

What you wrote about Sarrah's article on the Tattoo Guy!

Sarrah please come back. We miss you!!!

You shouldn't pick on Peter, the poor guy obviously has issues! Big ones! Actually he totally deserves to be picked on!

It is obvious to me that Peter isn't getting any. This is why he is looking at a website geared for Women.

~Kathy

I think Peter is a serial killer. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Sarrah you crack me up. I love your poem. Can I use it?

A little poem, written by our very talented Sarrah, just for Peter.

My Name is Peter

I wish I could find the porn,

I really like it alot.

I found this website

But, I don't understand it.

Where's the porn?

Dumb ass comment of the month.

Oh great, another fucking lesbian site. Isn't there already enough out there!!!

~Peter

This isn't a comment regarding the Tattoo guy, but it was too good not to post. Please note this came from a male, our guess is he was looking for a porn site. I couldn't respond to him, because he gave us a fake email address. I wonder if these people actually think before they send stuff. Carolina

You guys rock!!! I check in every couple of days to see what is new. When are you gals going to start doing this every day???

Stan: I seen you getting your tattoo. You were such a cunt to the guy! How can you treat people like that? You must be so lonely, because you are such a bitch.

Belinda: You are a very angry person. I can sense so much pain in your aura.

Ben: I am so tired of you women always complaining about men. Give us a break.

Carolina (the one from Shebytches): For Ben and all of the others like him. We wouldn't complain about men (the lesser species in my opinion), if YOU didn't give use stuff to complain about. If you were perfect (never going to happen), you'd never hear a complaint. Also, the comments about Sarrah being a bitch (I get called a bitch alot too). To us the word Bitch means power. We are called Bitches ALOT, so, this must mean we are verrrrryyyyy powerful women! I guess that means we WIN!!!