I am so tired of all of you religion wacko's who insist on singling me out to tell me that the end is coming and if I don't accept their religion, I am going to HELL!  I get cornered everywhere, streetcars, subways, grocery stores, malls, walking down the street and even in my own home.  Why is your religion better than mine?  You see,  and I will tell this to your face, I have my own beliefs.  I believe in a religion that was the first religion.  All other religions were born from it.  My belief system also has 2 major Gods (there are lots of minor ones too), A female and a male.  The female being more powerful.  So, don't keep trying to push your male dominated religions at me.  

My father has a great technique for scaring off religious freaks that approach him.  He tells them you can tell me about your religion but, first, I get to tell you about mine.  They take a good look at him and then run!  There is also one of my Pagan friends who was approached by a door to door religious cult.  She warmly invited them into her house for tea and once they entered her living room, they had a look of horror on their faces.  You see, her entire house is covered with Pagan symbols. Needless to say they left very, very fast.

My parents gave me the freedom to choose the religion I wanted.  It was worded this way (by my father).  You can choose any religion you want, just, no sacrifices in the back yard.  So, since my parents gave me the freedom to choose my own religion, than so should you.  So back off!!!  Since you freaks have told me many times that I am evil, you just never know what I might do!!! I am actually considering changing my middle name to EVIL!!!

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!