Girls are Bytches

Sometimes I wish I could be a man because I get sick of being bytchy and dealing with bytches.

Most guys are easy going. If I make plans with one of my guy friends and cancel, then big shit!!! They let it go. But, if I cancel on a girl friend I never hear the end of it. Bytch! Bytch! Bytch!

Some days, I hate being a girl because I get highly emotional and very sensitive. I blame estrogen. And call me a hypocrite, because I can be, but nothing drives me more insane than stuck-up, over-dominating attitudes, something most women seem to nature.

For example, when guys get into a fight with one another, they beat the shit out of each other and then have a beer to consolidate. Girls don’t fist fight, at least the classy ones, they bytch and whine.

After all the bytching, they usually end their conversation by hanging up the phone without saying goodbye. An important point to make is that most girls fight over the phone and not to each other’s faces. Hmm, I wonder why? So after the hang up, the girls hold a grudge for the longest time or until someone fesses up to apologize first. Make any sense at all?

Another reason why guys can be better than girls is because guys are not very hard to please. Most are easily satisfied by simply sitting around the house all day. It’s not too often that I’ve heard any of my guy friends say that they are bored. And girls… well, they’re always bored.

"What do you want to do?" She said.

"We’re doing something," I said.

"Where do you want to go?" She said.

"We’re some where," I said.

Okay, so maybe I’m being a tad harsh in some of the examples, but all in all, girls are bytches. However, there are some things I want to make clear:

I love being a girl because I enjoy dressing up. I love the colour pink. I love lip gloss and shopping. I love long, soothing and relaxing times in the tub. And I love "not" expressing myself by belting out a burp or shouting at the television screen while watching ‘the game’. It’s the attitude that comes and goes whenever it pleases that I despise.

Maybe if us, girls, didn’t over analyze every situation in our heads as often as we do, than we’d be able to relax and cope with the World around us a lot better.

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