Strong
Woman Wins Fight Against Bully, Kills Cruelty Forever
If you see my name in the newspaper this week, you can assume
I murdered the mother fucker who bullied my oldest son at school
today.
It
wasnt just any bullying incident. And this is not just
me "blowing things out of proportion", although
for the record, Id like to say that that hasnt
hurt anyone so far - Unlike the punk who opened his mouth
this afternoon.
There
is something incredibly shocking and enraging in witnessing
your son your son with an intellectual disability
being called "fruitcake". "Bye fruitcake
bye",
the kid shouted. My son just sat there, in the van, staring
at this little asshole. I wonder what he thought? He knew
what was being said. After all, he started hitting his head
repeatedly with his fist as a result.
The
punk just laughed. It was a few seconds that I promise will
not last much longer.
He
waved at my son again, about 6 feet away from us in the van,
"hey fruitcake, fruitcake, byyyyyyyeeeee"!!!, the
punk added.
I
sat there, shocked. In denial, really. Could this kid be for
real? He sees my son sitting here, with his dad, brother,
and mom. Could he really be that bold, that cruel?
I
couldnt be that cruel. Not then, because I wouldve
torn his heart out through his windpipe, with my bare hands,
and made him watch it stop beating while his eyes still twitched,
and then served it up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
for my dinner, but you know, thats just me.
Coward,
he ran away, just like a true bully. And thats the thing
about bullies, they lack self-confidence, social skills, and
scream for attention.
Now
before you bleeding heart liberals question me, rest assured.
I have already called my sons teacher, who confirmed
that my son is not lovingly known as "fruitcake
at school.
Ive
done the proactive thing. I wrote a letter to the principal,
and I am pretty confident itll be publicly addressed
at school tomorrow, as it should be.
Ive
done the motherly thing, and loved my son. Hugged him. Reassured
him. Cheered him up. Baked cookies. Ive done the coping
thing, by eating 3-4 of those cookies, too, as it should be.
And
now it is time to kill the mother fucker who hurt my son today.
See, the thing with bullies is that theyre afraid
afraid
of confident, outgoing women who aint afraid to scream
and get the attention they want in more effective ways
like writing down their feelings online.
Scared
yet, asshole? You should be.
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