Cynthia's Seeing Things - Gallery Jumping is A Lot Like Mosh Pitting by: Cyndi Cameron *updated information*

I’ve never been a fighter, so it’s hard to imagine myself needing to use every restraint in my being to stop myself from giving someone a shake. On March 31, 2005 that is precisely how I felt. Sitting in the legislature adjacent to our province’s controlling party, I divided my moments between square-eyed stares, and unassuming glares. Seemingly subdued, I had on the very same day assured even my strongest supporters I wouldn’t pull any stunt on Queen’s Park.

Cynthia's Seeing Things -Tales from the Bromach Keeper Once upon a time, there were two young ladies who lived in a big castle with an elegant queen. They grew up thinking they were the most beautiful in the western world, owing everything they were and everything they would be to their queen. Then one day, their queen became tired and weak, no longer able to give them what they wanted

Cynthia's Seeing Things - New Year’s Resolutions for Everybody On Your List OR New Year’s Resolutions You Can Live With It’s official. Here we are 22 days into 2005 and already people have thrown out their New Year’s resolutions, (with the exception being the guilt-ridden clowns, who are desperately checking out articles on how to resolve their resolutions).

Cynthia's Seeing Things - MY EYES CAN SEE By; Cynthia Cameron Some of you might find this a curious, sad analogy when you read about what I see right now. Here beside me on my writing desk is a halogen lamp.

Cynthia's Seeing Things - Hallelujah, it’s Jim Bob Ray’s Redneck Logic! My mother used to say I could piss off the Pope. Admittedly, my outspoken nature has had that effect on people on occasion. Logically speaking though, pissing off the Pope would be very difficult for me to do. Given my proximity to Rome, his peaceful and religious nature, and wisdom, I would have to be the diuretic swallowed with his toasted fruity Pope-E-O’s cereal to significantly piss off the Pope.

Cynthia's Seeing Things - Strong Woman Wins Fight Against Bully, Kills Cruelty Forever If you see my name in the newspaper this week, you can assume I murdered the mother fucker who bullied my oldest son at school today.

Cynthia's Seeing Things - Well Liked I am a very likeable person. And so are you. This is very important. Do not deny yourself this. The other day I had a conversation with fellow Philosophy student, Tiffany. "Like, she like, is just like, me, like you know?" No, I don’t think that I do know, Tiff, but I think I might like, know where you’re going with your like words.

Cynthia's Seeing Things - ASL - He must have asked her "Asl" at some point. She must have asked him, too.

"Dear Tooth Fairy, I've lost my tooth and can't find it so please give me some money. Thank you very much. From, Cindy. (P.S. One tooth is very, very loose)." Even at 10, I was full of it; but that fang paid off in ways I wouldn’t understand for more than 15 years.

An Open How-to Letter From Martha Stew-ing about my finances while still making-art June is a great month to take a look around your home, and realize how much better I am than you at pretty much everything (except insider trading). It’s a time to take stock (I hate that word) of what needs to be organized for the warmer months, and plan several large projects to do each and everyday. Leaving things to the last minute is something none of us should do

Our Guest Bytch is Cynthia Cameron- I am so full of shit; it's not even funny. With more dog crap on the neighbourhood lawn than dandelions, I set out to investigate this problem.

I'm a reluctant exhibitionist. I stick my ass in the air for strange men. Many strange men, in fact. I flash my tits to even stranger men, when I get very desperate. Hell, I'll even spread my legs for a middle-aged woman when it feels right.