Why do you always take pictures when I’m sleeping? Don’t you know how retarded that is? Stupid human.

Kerouac couldn't be reached for her interview because she is too busy vomiting up her food.
She is the only bulimic cat in the world, and I wish she would just get some help.

Hey, whatôs going on? Tell me, tell me! Tell me or Iôll claw your eyes out while you sleep. I can do that you know.

This is Spidey. Spidey spends his days chasing cats and swiping at ankles.
He is also quite vocal and will tell you when it is time to feed him.

Go away. I am sleeping. I have had a hard day running around and eating. I have no time to talk, especially to a human.

Conan is 7 years old and loves to sharpen his claws on human flesh. His favorite pastime is staring at the wall. It's very unnerving.