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I
went to a "hip" local music venue/bar last night and my
experience left me with one burning question - WHERE ARE ALL THE
MEN?
Sure, there were members of the male gender there, but there
were no Men.
You may be confused by my cry of despair. Let me elaborate:
In my most humble of opinions a 110lbs, 5'7", shaggy haired,
"vintage" clothes wearing, vegan that listens to indie
folk-rock is NOT a Man, he is a pretentious, politically-correct
gnat and he needs to be squashed.
What a waste of perfectly good testosterone.
A Man out weighs me, has bigger more callused hands than I, and
can not fit into my back pocket. A Man works with his hands, either
professionally or as a hobby. A Man is occasionally dirty, smelly
and unshaven. A Man drinks Budweiser or Old Style.
Next time you need a testosterone fix, which I am want to do occasionally,
stroll your happy ass into a neighborhood working mans bar at around
4pm in the afternoon. The musty smell of a hard days work will be
a refreshing slap in the face.
Well with that I'm off to find me a pair of dirty work boots and
see what's filling them out.
~MegaBeth
Considering all of the crap we put up with. I feel men should
do small gestures of appreciation, like opening doors, pushing our
chairs in and buying us dinner.
~Ealasaid
I am a lesbian and I don't hate men. I have no problem with
one opening a doors for me.
~Liz
A man giving a woman head. That is an interesting way of putting
it.
~Abigail
Sarrah! You rock!!!
~CS
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