Adrianne Frost

Amber Fette

Anna's Bytch Oh what a tangled web I weave...crap this stuff is sticky. A life lived just around the corner and down the street from the Looney Bin.

Dear Astrid - Having problems with an office bytch? Is someone else making your life miserable? Drop a line to Astrid@shebytches.com

Carolina's Bytch - Living life through rose tinted glasses and a warped sense of humour.

Caroline Blaha-Black Caroline, a freelance scribe and a pen-for-hire, gripes about and Explores a wide variety of subjects from the relationships between men and women, to the injustices of publishing, and tons of other things in between.

Cynthia's Seeing Things

Cindy Loo Hoo

Dawn Farrell

Jessica Seesink

Nancy Drew

Girly Bytch

Guest Bytch

Hollywood Unplugged By Natalie Gray- Hey readers curious about the inner workings of LaLa land not to mention what possible reason one could have to bitch about it?

Jeff Grixti

Jessica Seeskink

Lauren Sassella is a young Australian writer who has recently had her poetry and essays published in various magazines, ezines and anthologies. She is currently studying Arts at university.

Monica's Bytch

MY OBSESSIONS Nov 21, 2005 I haven't written a 'My Obsessions' in quite some time... which is odd because I obsess several times a day... What am I obessessing on right this second... tarts!!!

Pixie Says - Pixie (Sophie Levy) brings a punk poetic sensibility to her role as writer-grrrl about town. She casts her spangled gaze over cultural happenings in Toronto that bring out her inner riot-kitten, from the fake feminism of female action heroes to the heroic hooray of queer and indigenous theatre. Don't bite it back, write it back is her mantra and she's old-skool proud to bring you news of the state of play in TO, with ongoing meditations on what it feels like for a grrrl, as inspired by her friends, foes, idols, and students.

Sandy Love I'm Odd - not Modd.

Sarrah October Young

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Trinity A small slice of Trinity. Made in England, content Canadian would be on my label, if I were a soft toy. Waiting for my real life best describes my stance but upon reflection this might actually be my real life! Sitting between the baby boomers and generation x this puts me in my 30’s, both young and old at the same time with a unique ability to identify with every age.

Viki Ackland

Other Great Stuff

Stories from our Black Books -Vaughn I was in a bar and walking from the bathroom back to my friends when someone grabbed my arm. He told me he "knew me" and I thought it was some lame pick- up line..

Want To Bytch - have you ever heard that saying "fuck me or fuck off"? well i never put much thought into it. i really couldn't becuase there are so many ways one could take that.

Trinity's Sister - The Witness

Christine Emmert - Happy Endings De-Constructed

An Inspiration Gone But Not Forgotten... by Jessica Seesink

One of a kind, that’s what you are.
There will never be anyone else like you.
You showed the world that even when you hit rock bottom, you can always bounce back.

Giant Garbage Bins by Willow Dawson Hi guys, Have you seen these bins? They're hideous and covered in giant advertising posters promoting the latest disposable product. Doesn't that go against the recycling mandate

Best Bytch

Absent Minded Parents - If you aren't going to pay attention to your children, why do you have them?  Case in point.  I am in the Gap Kids and this woman was ripping through the racks.  Her kids were running wild through the store. 

Why I hate Bytchy feminists pt 1- I have often wondered why women would choose to hate men. That isuntil I met an overweight woman in her mid-thirties whom we³ll call Denise. Denise informed me that men want petite blonde women who are willing to allow themselves to be impregnated. 

Why I hate Bytchy feminists pt 2 - I told Denise I was writing a rant about a fitness ad I saw. She asked which one, and I reached into my bag to get it. When I showed her, her face scrunched up and she burst into tears Startled, I reached over to comfort her. She brushed my hand away saying, Don't worry. Just give me a minute...

Cat Column by Sarrah's Pussy - I guess you will have to read it won't you!

Cyber Affair - You are innocently trying to find a file on your computer and you come across some very odd things that weren't there before.  I am not talking about viruses. I am talking about emails that have been moved to secret folders, chat software hidden amongst your better half's work files, maybe even pornographic pictures. 

Does Size Really Matter - I should clear this up right now. I'm not talking about penis size, I'm talking about something important. I'm talking about supermodels and why I think they should all be rounded up and shot. Repeatedly. Before one of you idiots freak out and misunderstand what I'm saying, let me spell it out real clear for you.

Don't Preach to me your Religion - I am so tired of all of you religion wacko's who insist on singling me out to tell me that the end is coming and if I don't accept their religion, I am going to HELL!  I get cornered everywhere, streetcars, subways, grocery stores, malls, walking down the street and even in my own home.  Why is your religion better than mine?

Love on the Internet - At 29, Janice was ready to settle down and start thinking about having children. Despite her best efforts though, she was still single. Then one day, a friend jokingly told her to check the internet for her perfect man. She did, and now, three years later, they are married and have a little boy.  'I didn't really think it was a good idea at the time,' said Janice. 'My friends all told me to be careful and not to give out personal information.

Who is your Female Inspiration - Well, I must say, I can't narrow it down to just one. I have a couple women I call hero.  The first and biggest hero for me is my Grandmother Elizabeth Smart. 

Grocery Store Idiot - Sunday was a good day, until I walked into our neighborhood grocery store. My stepson and I went around and picked up a few essentials that we needed. When we were done we proceeded to the cash. As we waited to have our purchases rung through, we listened to the very cheerful conversation the couple behind us were having about the queen mum.

Why I hate Goundhog Day - February 2nd is Ground Hog day. The day the ground hog predicts when spring will be coming (once upon a time this use to be a respected Native Indian tradition, now it is just a money making joke, along with Valentine's day and Christmas, and the fact that he predicts when spring is coming, well, check your calendar, spring comes 6 weeks either way). So I am trying to say is what a load of hooey!!! (that is Wiarton speak for Crap!)

Growing up in a small town - I grew up in a small town. Population 2300.  I hated being there because, I never fit in.  High school was hell and I was considered the town freak (apparently I still am,  one time I went to my home town to visit my parents,  I was walking down main street when I was approached by an old class mate. 

Jelly Beans - Hmm Jelly beans,  I can eat them by the Kilo.  I am not sure why, but their sugary goodness are like comfort food to me.  Hmmmm.  I am craving them as I write this.  I am especially fond of the black jelly beans, they taste like licorice.

Litter Bugs - Ok, this is really starting to piss me off.  The person in front of me is standing 5 feet from a garbage can & yet they still drop their wrappers/tissues and general crap on the floor.  Why?  Hello! our ozone is disappearing & assholes like you are not making the situation any better.

The Bachelor - My final thoughts on this Bachelor.   Well it turns out the woman he picked he decided that he didn't want to marry her.  Instead he wants to live with her.  Why by the cow when you get the milk for free.  The rumour is there will be a The Bachelorette.

Where I Live! - Yes, I mean that literally! Sit down and get comfortable as I am about to tell you my tale of woe. By the way, I live in a high-rise apartment building. 

What to do when people piss you off - People tend to be pissing me off alot lately. My best friend gave a great piece of advice.  When people piss you off, kick them in the shins and RUN! 

Perfect Shoes - Will the world end if I don't have the perfect pair of shoes?   Well, I am hoping the Gods don't look at my feet any time soon, cause according to the latest issue of In Style magazine.  I am probably not wearing the perfect pair.

Thin - Why must we starve ourselves thin?  I ask this question every time I hear about another 15 year old girl who ended up in the hospital or even worse dead because she wanted to look like Kate Moss or one of the thousands of rail thin models and actresses.

Town Freak - There are some things that I have come to accept as I get older, I am  beginning to look like my mother, I will only have one really true friend, I am EVIL and I will always be the town freak.  It has taken a while for me to figure out the latter. 

Weight Rant - There are some things that I have come to accept as I get older, I am  beginning to look like my mother, I will only have one really true friend, I am EVIL and I will always be the town freak.  It has taken a while for me to figure out the latter.